"no more naps, i need a coma"
$40.00
• crewneck cotton t-shirt / cotton blend hoodie
• screenprinted graphic on left chest and back
• for all nap experts
We recommend sizing up for best fit.
Tee
measured laid flat.
| Size | Length | Chest, flat | Sleeve | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.0"66 cm | 19.3"49 cm | 7.5"19 cm | 17.3"44 cm |
| M | 27.6"70 cm | 20.5"52 cm | 7.9"20 cm | 18.5"47 cm |
| L | 29.1"74 cm | 21.7"55 cm | 8.7"22 cm | 19.7"50 cm |
| XL | 30.7"78 cm | 22.8"58 cm | 9.4"24 cm | 20.9"53 cm |
| 2XL | 32.3"82 cm | 24.0"61 cm | 10.2"26 cm | 22.0"56 cm |
Hoodie
approximate US fit, measured laid flat.
| US fit | Length | Chest, flat | Chest, around | Sleeve | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 25.6"65 cm | 20.1"51 cm | 40.2"102 cm | 19.7"50 cm | 20.1"51 cm |
| S–M | 26.4"67 cm | 21.3"54 cm | 42.5"108 cm | 20.5"52 cm | 21.3"54 cm |
| M | 27.2"69 cm | 22.4"57 cm | 44.9"114 cm | 21.3"54 cm | 22.4"57 cm |
| L | 28.0"71 cm | 23.6"60 cm | 47.2"120 cm | 22.0"56 cm | 23.6"60 cm |
| L–XL | 28.7"73 cm | 24.8"63 cm | 49.6"126 cm | 22.8"58 cm | 24.8"63 cm |
| XL | 29.5"75 cm | 26.0"66 cm | 52.0"132 cm | 23.6"60 cm | 26.0"66 cm |
Heavyweight cotton. Soft hand feel. Built for the long haul — wash cold, hang dry when you can.
"no more naps, i need a coma"
$40.00
Frequently Asked Questions
Usually 1–3 business days. Peak drop weeks may take a little longer.
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